Matt’s Quarter Life Crisis
June 26 – 29, 2025

Celebrating a quarter of a century!

Come party with me in Mallorca for my birthday! Picture this: starting your day with epic views of turquoise waters and rolling mountains, then hitting up cute towns or chilling on sandy beaches. We’ll feast on amazing local eats, dive into the lively nightlife, and soak up all the island vibes. Whether you’re all about lounging or exploring, Mallorca’s got the perfect backdrop for an unforgettable celebration!

Things to do

Explore the historic Palma de Mallorca, including the stunning La Seu Cathedral and Bellver Castle. Relax on beautiful beaches like Playa de Palma and Cala Millor, or discover hidden coves and crystal-clear waters at Cala Llombards. Hike the scenic Serra de Tramuntana mountains and visit charming villages such as Sóller and Pollensa. Enjoy boat trips, snorkeling, and diving, or indulge in local cuisine and wine.

Shopping
Immerse yourself in the vibrant atmosphere of Mallorca’s local markets and shops. Discover unique souvenirs and artisan crafts. Experience the lively energy of the markets and the charm of boutique shopping, offering a glimpse into the island’s rich artisan culture.

Beach Relaxation
Enjoy the sun-soaked shores of Mallorca's most picturesque beaches. From lounging on the golden sands of Playa de Palma to swimming in the crystal-clear waters of Cala Millor, immerse yourself in the island's serene beach atmosphere. Relax under the sun or take a refreshing dip in the Mediterranean sea—perfect for unwinding and soaking in the island’s natural beauty.

Gastronomic Experiences
Fuck the skinny bitches - savor the flavors of Mallorca with a range of delightful dining experiences. Enjoy exquisite meals at seaside restaurants, sample traditional Mallorcan dishes, and indulge in local wine tastings. Each culinary adventure offers a taste of the island's rich gastronomic heritage.

Boat Trips
Set sail on a memorable boat excursion around Mallorca’s stunning coastline. Revel in the beauty of secluded coves and crystal-clear waters while taking in spectacular coastal views. Whether relaxing on deck or exploring hidden beaches, these boat trips offer a unique perspective of Mallorca’s enchanting seascapes. If you’re not out on a boat in the Mediterranean during the summer, then where even are you?

Located in the Mediterranean Sea.

Mallorca is the largest island in the Balearic archipelago and is situated east of the Spanish mainland, roughly between Spain and the coast of northern Africa.

 

Invitees

Adenike Makinde - Attending

Alice Zhou - Attending

Anisha Anisetti

Ankita Kini

Bendy Yuan-Zhao

Brandon Gunning

Charles Liu - Attending

Chase Bekkerus - Attending

Cheyenne Ritchie

Claire Elko

Dash Wendergren

Devin Chu

Ethan Sang - Attending

Gala Kalevic - Attending

Hana Li

Isabel Bosch

Jasmine Zhang - Attending

Justin Lee

Krishna Arjun

Kristin Wong

Mei Zhang

Mia Ahmady - Attending

Michelle Sun

Nicholas Dounchis

Nicole Tamarov - Attending

Olivia Truong

Samir Mukhi

Sarah Austin - Attending

Stephanie Houck

Steven Liang

Tamarah Wallace

Taylor Yoo

Tori Castillo