Matt’s Quarter Life Crisis
June 26 – 29, 2025
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Celebrating a quarter of a century!
Come party with me in Mallorca for my birthday! Picture this: starting your day with epic views of turquoise waters and rolling mountains, then hitting up cute towns or chilling on sandy beaches. We’ll feast on amazing local eats, dive into the lively nightlife, and soak up all the island vibes. Whether you’re all about lounging or exploring, Mallorca’s got the perfect backdrop for an unforgettable celebration!
Things to do
Explore the historic Palma de Mallorca, including the stunning La Seu Cathedral and Bellver Castle. Relax on beautiful beaches like Playa de Palma and Cala Millor, or discover hidden coves and crystal-clear waters at Cala Llombards. Hike the scenic Serra de Tramuntana mountains and visit charming villages such as Sóller and Pollensa. Enjoy boat trips, snorkeling, and diving, or indulge in local cuisine and wine.
Shopping
Immerse yourself in the vibrant atmosphere of Mallorca’s local markets and shops. Discover unique souvenirs and artisan crafts. Experience the lively energy of the markets and the charm of boutique shopping, offering a glimpse into the island’s rich artisan culture.
Beach Relaxation
Enjoy the sun-soaked shores of Mallorca's most picturesque beaches. From lounging on the golden sands of Playa de Palma to swimming in the crystal-clear waters of Cala Millor, immerse yourself in the island's serene beach atmosphere. Relax under the sun or take a refreshing dip in the Mediterranean sea—perfect for unwinding and soaking in the island’s natural beauty.
Gastronomic Experiences
Fuck the skinny bitches - savor the flavors of Mallorca with a range of delightful dining experiences. Enjoy exquisite meals at seaside restaurants, sample traditional Mallorcan dishes, and indulge in local wine tastings. Each culinary adventure offers a taste of the island's rich gastronomic heritage.
Boat Trips
Set sail on a memorable boat excursion around Mallorca’s stunning coastline. Revel in the beauty of secluded coves and crystal-clear waters while taking in spectacular coastal views. Whether relaxing on deck or exploring hidden beaches, these boat trips offer a unique perspective of Mallorca’s enchanting seascapes. If you’re not out on a boat in the Mediterranean during the summer, then where even are you?
Located in the Mediterranean Sea.
Mallorca is the largest island in the Balearic archipelago and is situated east of the Spanish mainland, roughly between Spain and the coast of northern Africa.
Invitees
Adenike Makinde - Attending
Alice Zhou - Attending
Anisha Anisetti
Ankita Kini
Bendy Yuan-Zhao
Brandon Gunning
Charles Liu - Attending
Chase Bekkerus - Attending
Cheyenne Ritchie
Claire Elko
Dash Wendergren
Devin Chu
Ethan Sang - Attending
Gala Kalevic - Attending
Hana Li
Isabel Bosch
Jasmine Zhang - Attending
Justin Lee
Krishna Arjun
Kristin Wong
Mei Zhang
Mia Ahmady - Attending
Michelle Sun
Nicholas Dounchis
Nicole Tamarov - Attending
Olivia Truong
Samir Mukhi
Sarah Austin - Attending
Stephanie Houck
Steven Liang
Tamarah Wallace
Taylor Yoo
Tori Castillo